Benefits Of Being A Side Chick

I don come again o . Erm erm.. I’m not advising anybody to be a side chick oo before you all bash me. I just wanna say ‘the benefits’. I thought a lot about this before I could come up with the benefits. Enjoy: 

1. FREEDOM: mehn, there will be freedom. Since you are the SC, he won’t be bothered about where or what are you doing. You are free to go wherever you wanna go, do whatever you wanna do and hang out with anybody. He won’t question your movements.

2. NOT TOO LONELY: I mean whenever you feel like talking to someone, you can easily call him and tell him you are coming over. You wont feel too lonely. A problem shared is problem half solved, remember. It’s better than being lonely, loneliness kills. Trust me, I have been there .

3. TIME TO SEARCH: This is the time to search for that guy you have been dreaming about! Yes! You have the time to pick who fits in your description and imagination. Since you have a S3x mate(imma not a bad girl here o), you can easily take your time to pick that guy you wanna spend the rest of your life with.

4. NO DRAMAS: yes! You know all the dramas with guys and relationships. You won’t be in for that . No living with fights and arguments that normally happens in a relationship. 

NO ‘where are you’, ‘why don’t you pick my calls’, ‘what are you wearing’, ‘why are you online by this time’, ‘why can’t you act like a wife material for once’. Menh!!! All these over jealous guys self ehn! I tire for them oo.

5. NO WORRIES ABOUT BREAK-UP: Yes ke. If eventually you find that ‘GUY’, you can easily walk away without feeling guilty (just a thought thou).

6. S3x WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED: We ladies lies a lot, yes. I know that especially when it comes to S3x talk. You can have S3x with this guy whenever you are horrny! Damn it! 

7. NO WORRIES ABOUT WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE’S DOING: Why do you have to worry about someone you know has lots of Girlfrnds Kilo kan aye nitori Olorun. If he like, he can be in hell or heaven, he no concern you. 

8. YOU MIGHT EVENTUALLY END UP TOGETHER: who knows Maybe the ‘main chick’ fvcked up and being the nearest, he might decide to propose and get married to you.

Erm erm…before you all bash me Ladies, just remember I’m just writing ni oo, nothing else. Guys lies a lot and you don’t even know your position in his life. Just play safe 

That he don introduce you to all the family does not mean you are the one oooo. Just do you research very well.

I know guys will be happy about this, awon onisekuse set of peeps. May God deliver us from u guys.