Prove You’re The World’s Biggest Lady Gaga Fan By Wearing Perfume Made From Her Pee

Think you’re a big fan of Mother Monster? Then we dare you to try this on for size–or scent. Because, yes, perfume made from the pop star’s urine indeed exists. But you can’t actually buy it. At least not yet.

On Late Night this week, Andy Cohen, host of Watch What Happens Live, revealed that when Gaga paid a visit to his show earlier this month, she relieved herself in a trash can in her dressing room. Rather than be grossed out, Cohen turned to his PAs and said, “That’s a pop culture artifact. We could bottle that up and put it somewhere in the clubhouse.”

One of the show’s PAs went online, found a recipe for homemade perfume, and through some kind of sorcery, bottled up the final product. Mother Monster knew this was happening before this week’s reveal, as she had tweeted the news, saying, ”U HAVE BEEN WARNED IF HE TRIES TO SPRITZ U.”

“I know, it’s kind of gross, but that is a pop culture artifact, if you ask me,” Cohen said to Late Night host Jimmy Fallon. ”That is going to be worth something.”