Date 2016-05-17
Category Gist & Gossip, JOKES
“For real, Just Imagine Football Clubs as Nigerian Musicians, This is the club they stand for.
See below:-
1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.
2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry.
3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.
4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management .
5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.
6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.
7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).
8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.
9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.
10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.
11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.
12. Darey Alade – Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.
13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!
14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.
15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.
16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.
17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.
18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!
19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.
20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!
21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.
22. KissDaniel- Bayern Munich Undefeatable- any beat he jumps on becomes a hit back to back.”
