mpJOKES: The Buglar and The Parrot

A burglar broke into a house one night and as he grab the stereo, he heard a voice saying “Jesus is watching you!”. He froze in his tracks and has he shined his flash light around the room, he noticed a parrot in the corner, he said angrily “did you say that” the parrot answered back “Yep, I’m just trying to warn you”.

The burglar looked puzzled and said “Warn me? Who are you”, the parrot said “my name is Moses”. He laughed and said “What kind of crazy people would name a parrot Moses…” the parrot replied “the same kind of people who would name a hundred and fifty pound rottweiler Jesus!”