NELSON MANDELA[joke]

Nelson Mandela is at home, watching TV when he hears a knock at the door. He opens it to be confronted by a small Chinese man holding a receipt and yelling, “You sign! You
sign!”
Behind him is a truck loaded with car parts.
“But I didn’t order this,” Mandela says.
The Chinese man looks puzzled and asks, “You not Nissan Main Dealer?”

=D =))