“The hotel, which is located around Central Area, has the list of number of minutes you can sit in the bar without patronizing them. The number of minutes you sit determines how much you will pay.”It was signed 8th of January, 2016.
After relaxing for 4 hours and someone brings the bill

When you watch the waiter type 40,000 NGN into the POS

Then you remember you are from Lagos

oh wait! All your goons are in Lagos

When you see the part they said “Help us serve you better”

Your Fathers!