mpJOKES: Marketing

Lecturer AKpors explains marketing to his students:

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.You
go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” –
That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and
see a Gorgeous Girl.

One of your friends
goes up to her and pointing at you says:
“He’s very rich. Marry him!” – That’s
Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous
Girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can I
marry you?” – That’s Brand Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous
Girl at a party. You go to her and say: “I
am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard
slap on your face. – That’s Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous
Girl at a party. You go to her and say: “I
am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to
her husband. – That’s Demand and Supply Gap

6. You see a Gorgeous
Girl at a party. You go to her and before
you say: “I m rich, Marry me!”, your wife
arrives. –That’s Restriction for Entering New Markets