BOY: I'm coming to see you honey.
GIRL: Alright baby.
BOY: I love you, I can't wait to see you...I'm getting ready to leave now.
GIRL: Okay but honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know incase.
BOY: My car just broke down, I can't come and see you.
GIRL: Get your friend to bring you, like he always does.
BOY: He got shot by armed robbers so I can't come, I'm sorry.
GIRL: Oh never mind, I'm not on my period.
BOY: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart.
GIRL: sh*t! I'm really on my period, just did not notice.
BOY: Damn! He has been shot again. I can't come!