Date 2015-12-25
Category ARTICLES
That marathon threesome with you had with two, strange bouncers involving a whole lot of orifices and cheese…not something to bring up unless you want to significantly disturb your lover.
His best friend Danny has abs you could cut glass with… but never mention that to your guy. Unless you want jealous back-and-forth glances from him next time you and Danny inhabit the same room.
Unless you want to know his number, too…
Sleeping with them behind his back is one thing, but if you just still love and care about them as people you once shared a very special bond with, you should definitely keep those relationships alive. Just let your boyfriend know that you guys still hang out without gushing about their various attributes.
Or whatever minor physical defect that irks you. He can’t do anything about it, and it’s small enough that it would be ridiculous to mention when you adore everything else about the guy. Different marks on the face add to the beauty of the person and sometimes help to enhance their overall personality. If you have ever wondered what that mole on their face means, you can learn How to read face moles here.
He may not be able to stand her, either, but it’s his mother you’re talking about. Show some respect.
Hey, guys can dig for gold, too. You don’t want to give your finances a chance to influence your lover’s feelings, whether you’re broke or rolling in it.
Male Str!ppers, losing $1,000, vomiting on a slot machine, and showing off on a crowded club’s Str!pper pole? He may not want to hear about it, just saying.
Why face the inevitable ridicule on this one? Men will never understand the concept of fabulous shoes, so don’t bother trying to explain it.
Avoid the incestuous comments, please. How would you like it if he went on and on about the similarities between you and his mother?
No one needs to hear that. Instead of making him feel warm and fuzzy for the fact that you love him anyway, it will simply make him worry about his inadequacy.
Again, this is clearly an adequacy issue.
This will inevitably make him act extra self-conscious or maybe even resentful around them, in turn making them like him even less. Telling him this gets him stuck in the land of zero parental approval.
Congratulations! Now he will never trust you again.
No reason to raise the alarm just yet! If two days stretches into a month, then you should probably let him in the issue…