mpJOKES: The Beard
A married man was visiting his girlfriend, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!" he replied
"Oh please?", the girlfriend asked again, in a se.xy little voice but still he refused. She asked once more, and he gives in.
That night he crawls into bed with his wife, while she was sleeping. She is awakened, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"