Find the complete lyrics for “Think As You Drunk” by Riley Green. Produced by Dann Huff.
“Think As You Drunk” runs on misdirection. Riley Green opens with a confession that is not a confession. “I ain’t as think as you drunk I am.” The line is the song’s thesis and its punchline. The singer cannot be as stupid as the other person is drunk. The verse stacks the evidence: a mountain of crushed cans, a missing alphabet, a jukebox full of songs he plays from memory. The chorus doubles down on the same bet. “Might have a cold one in each hand / But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am.” The second verse shifts to physical coordination. He knows he cannot stand straight. But if he was truly hammered, he asks, could he dance like this? The question is rhetorical. The answer is the dance itself.
riley green think as you drunk
The song does not build to a moral. There is no bridge where regret sets in. The track loops its chorus, adds a guitar solo, and ends on the same crooked logic. For karaoke or a singalong, the chorus is the hook. The official audio includes the lyrics on screen.
Produced by Dann Huff
2026-05-28 • 4 minutes
© 2026 Nashville Harbor Records & Entertainment, LLC
— LYRICS —
[Intro]
(One, two, a one, two)
[Verse 1: Riley Green]
Just who the hell do you think you are?
I pay the light bill in this bar
Hey, what you mean you’re gonna cut me off?
Just shut up and give me that beer I bought
I got no idea who took my keys
Or who put this lipstick on my cheek
I know I might come off whiskey-bent
You’re probably thinkin’ I’m three sheets to the wind
[Chorus: Riley Green]
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
Don’t pay no mind to this mountain of crushed-up cans
No, I can’t say my CBAs
But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
And I know I can’t stand or sit
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this?
Might have a cold one in each hand
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
[Verse 2: Riley Green]
Honey, to be honest, I had me a few
And I mighta danced with a cowgirl or two
I might left my left boot at the bar
You mighta seen me layin’ out in the yard
[Chorus: Riley Green]
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
Don’t pay no mind to this mountain of crushed-up cans
No, I can’t say my CBAs
But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
And I know I can’t stand or sit
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this?
Might have a cold one in each hand
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
[Bridge: Riley Green]
Well, I mighta started drinkin’ at noon
But this honky tonk don’t close ’til 2
[Chorus: Riley Green]
And I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
Don’t pay no mind to this mountain of crushed-up cans
No, I can’t say my CBAs
But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays
And I know I can’t stand for shit
But if I was wasted, could I dance like this?
Might have a cold one in each hand
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
Might have a cold one in all three hands
But I ain’t as think as you drunk I am
[Outro: Toby Keith]
May not be good as I once was
But I’m as good once as I ever was
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