10 Things You Shouldn’t Look up on Google

3. Blue Waffle Disease
There is honestly no need to elaborate. Whatever you do, just don’t.
2. Tetris Fanfic

What could ever be wrong about googling Tetris? I mean, it’s Tetris, right? Wrong again. There is a type of P0rnographic fan fiction inspired by Tetris. It sounds something like this:
“I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of foreplay. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life …”