15 Secrets You Should Never Tell Your Boyfriend [See 6]

Date 2016-02-16

Category ARTICLES, Tips & Tricks

7. How Much Money You Stand To Inherit

Hey, guys can dig for gold, too. You don’t want to give your finances a chance to influence your lover’s feelings, whether you’re broke or rolling in it.

8. Details From That Weekend You Spent With The Girls In Lagos

Clubbing, losing $1,000, partying hard all round, and shopping? He may not want to hear about it, just saying.

9. How Much Your Most Expensive Shoes Cost

Why face the inevitable ridicule on this one? Men will never understand the concept of fabulous shoes, so don’t bother trying to explain it.

10. He Reminds You Of Your Dad/Brother/Uncle

Avoid the incestuous comments, please. How would you like it if he went on and on about the similarities between you and his mother?

11. He’s Not Your “Usual Type”

No one needs to hear that. Instead of making him feel warm and fuzzy for the fact that you love him anyway, it will simply make him worry about his inadequacy.

12. The Size Of His D!ck Compared To Others You’ve Seen

Again, this is clearly an adequacy issue.

13. Your Parents Don’t Like Him

This will inevitably make him act extra self-conscious or maybe even resentful around them, in turn making them like him even less. Telling him this gets him stuck in the land of zero parental approval.

14. You Cheated On Your Last Boyfriend

Congratulations! Now he will never trust you again.

15. You’re Two Days Late For Your Period

No reason to raise the alarm just yet! If two days stretches into a month, then you should probably let him in the issue…

 

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