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O'boy! As my Blackberry bold 5
don tire me, na im I come vex
yesterday sell am, I come take
some money from it buy China
phone! Now am in bigger
trouble!!!
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of
charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch
screen, Nail cutter, fire-lighter etc.
3. Text message can be written
with a tooth-p!ck. 4. There are
some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa,
blackderry, i-Indecency, samswag
etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes by it
records "one missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it
records "charger connected".
7. When a Chinese man passes by
you it says "one Bluetooth device
found"
8. When a fine gal passes by u, it
says "Ur favourite food found"
9. When an ugly gal passes, it
says, "Virus detected" Abeg I wan
sell am! Who wan buy Ợ̥o̲̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ ? ...
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey
show me for screen, no contact
found, u are hooked with me.
U don die, I don hear whee for
dis chinco

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