Donald Trump: Lady offers herself to any Scottish man ready to help her flee the US

An American lady from California, known only as , wants to flee as a “mail order bride” following the shock election result.

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Posting on ’s page in the early hours of this morning, Wendlynne said she was packing her suitcase and could be at Los Angeles International and on a plane to Scotland within two hours.

The post was titled

“Mail order bride; soon to be ex-American and two Scottish terriers looking for shelter in the Highlands.

It states:

“Trump is leading. Since my ulster Scott family fled to the US in 1643 when the Catholics were lighting them on fire, I don’t know that it’s a good plan to expatriate to Ireland.

“So! Hello /r[eddit]/scotland. Late 30s, fit-ish, doesn’t cook, spends too much time on reddit, bakes well, sews like a Mof0, no kids, two Scottish terriers and one paint horse in tow. Seeks countrymen with IQ relatively superior to sea slugs, genetic potential for ginger babies, and men comfortable with skirts and female leaders.

“Packing suitcase now, can be at Los Angeles International airport within about two hours after election results come in.”

Several potential suitors appeared interested in the offer.

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